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[freeringo]

Poor Bessie
An old farmer named Bruce had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Bruce. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Bruce responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the......"

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!'?"

Bruce said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Bruce's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."

Bruce thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well... as I was sayin', I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was drivin' her down the highway when this huge semi ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurtin' real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Real soon a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin', too. So, he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are YOU feeling?'

Now what the heck would you say?"

much better now thanks

[BruceJ]

Hi all, I just became member here and hope to get approved soon to play in your poker tourneys. I am DICKYNORMIS on Poker Stars.

Glad you are aboard Dick-gl in the games

[BruceJ]

it seems some of our players have a great game play going, or for some reason they are REALLY angry and upset / Don't know which it is-would like to fiqure that out

[freeringo]

going for 4 in a row tonight after missing yesterdays game camping

[BruceJ]

Jeff-only you and me where active players and when ya went all in that first hand, I knew ya had ace rag. Tried j7 for the win and lost. And then you let a late comer (Kitty) take first place-next time I will stick around, not take the long chance giving you a GOOD stack to take 1st place-no more nice guy buddy. LOL

[freeringo]

I am only human

[pokerkitty6]

Just played head to head with Ringo as Taker sat out. I beat him with an A8 over an A7, can't get any closer than that. I forget to play these games alot. The times are so different, which I like, I can't remember them, so I'm going to print it out and post it where I see everyday. I have to build my Amazon acct. back up. I had $65 in it when my ac thermostat fried. It was an older model so the only place I could actually find a replacement was on Amazon. Thank you CBG for my thermostat. It cost me $59.00, so now you see why I need to build my account back up!!!!! C-ya at the tables!!!!!