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[freeringo]

when 89 beats ak suited with a river 8-and that is how these games have going for the past week and a half--I will be taking a leave of absence for a few days-let PS reset the kind of cards I am dealt--seems if you leave for a few days you start to get hands again when you return-so good luck all in my absence. I shall return.

I don't believe your absence is poker related at all.
clear your head though, I will be waiting for ya to return

[BruceJ]

I don't believe your absence is poker related at all.
clear your head though, I will be waiting for ya to return

Wait till I come back and PS treats me like a new player-you will want me to take another vacation.

[freeringo]

OK RG no more whining about getting rivered all the time!
today you got to be the river king
good win

[BruceJ]

Jeff, was getting tired of folding to your all ins in the HU, so when I found that suited cards with a king, had to call and see what you had - you never showed yours cards on those all ins so thought it was a few bluffs to win the blinds and had enough chips to see and try to keep you honest-thankfully your suited was smaller than mine and I hit.

[BruceJ]

Lucky kept coming back and coming back, but at last got a couple better hands and won the HU--good game of Hu lucky

[BruceJ]

Poor Bessie
An old farmer named Bruce had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Bruce. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Bruce responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the......"

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!'?"

Bruce said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Bruce's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."

Bruce thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well... as I was sayin', I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was drivin' her down the highway when this huge semi ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurtin' real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Real soon a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin', too. So, he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are YOU feeling?'

Now what the heck would you say?"

[BruceJ]

Ringo-gave ya all my chips and you let lucky win?? and a sitter come in 2nd???

[freeringo]

Poor Bessie
An old farmer named Bruce had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Bruce. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Bruce responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the......"

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!'?"

Bruce said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Bruce's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."

Bruce thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well... as I was sayin', I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was drivin' her down the highway when this huge semi ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurtin' real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Real soon a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin', too. So, he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are YOU feeling?'

Now what the heck would you say?"

much better now thanks