Poker Jokes and Quotes

[nancycarell84]

In a book store:
“I am looking for the book named 'How to win easily and fast with poker.'
Clerk says: “Please check the science fiction section.”

[nancycarell84]

Someone bets, say, $35. Some other guy, a player at the back of him will say, "I was going to call $34, but $35 is just too much."

[nancycarell84]

Husband Comes Home After A Poker Game...
I came home from the pub four hours late last night. “Where the **** have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you,” I said. “This isn’t our house anymore.”

[nancycarell84]

The wife of a doctor called the poker room to get her husband paged. They refused. The house doesn't make doctor calls.

[Larisawhire]

Thanks you")

https://www.youtube.com/@SupremeAudiobooks

[hansensteven]

nice post//

[GoldenOak]

Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.’ - Amarillo Slim

Sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand...Lucas "Cool Hand Luke" Jackson