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  1. 12-28-2016, 09:01 AM #1
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    What is Bill Clinton's favorite game? Poke-her.
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  2. 12-28-2016, 09:02 AM #2
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    What do you call a poker player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
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  3. 12-28-2016, 09:02 AM #3
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    Why didn’t the elephant like to play poker in the jungle?
    Because there are too many cheetahs.
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  4. 12-28-2016, 09:03 AM #4
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    I hope you don't make love the way you play tournaments... all in and done in under a minute.
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  5. 12-28-2016, 09:04 AM #5
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    I've had more flushes sucked out of me than a public toilet.
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  6. 12-28-2016, 09:04 AM #6
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    I wouldn't wipe my a** with those cards if I was out of toilet paper.
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  7. 12-28-2016, 09:05 AM #7
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    Some cowboys were playing poker in an Old West saloon. One of them laid down the winning hand, and another jumped up, yelling, “He’s cheatin! He aint playin the cards I dealt him!”
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