- What do craps dealers eat for dessert?
- Dice pudding.
- What do craps dealers eat for dessert?
- Dice pudding.
What is Bill Clinton's favorite game? Poke-her.
What do you call a poker player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why didn’t the elephant like to play poker in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
I hope you don't make love the way you play tournaments... all in and done in under a minute.
I've had more flushes sucked out of me than a public toilet.
I wouldn't wipe my a** with those cards if I was out of toilet paper.
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