Poker Jokes and Quotes

[james15]

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Im bored hahaha lol

[themagician]

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Im bored hahaha lol

I am liking your poker joke!! [am writing this with a poker face, so it qualifies for a poker joke,lol]

[Anjelina]

There once was a woman who plays poker once a month with a group of female coworkers who was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 1:00 am. One night she decided to try not to wake him. She undressed in the living room and, put her purse over her shoulder, and tiptoed nude into the bedroom, but was surprised to find her husband sitting up in bed reading. "Dammit woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"

I think this one is the best for me)))

[Administrator]

Best joke I seen in a while lol

[Stily1946]

I think this one is the best for me)))

Hahahahahha

[Stily1946]

Hahahahahha

This my favourite already! I have these friends that are doing it seriously though...
Like getting a call at 3am that someone needs to be picked up from the city center because of "double or nothing"... Guess which one of the two happened