Poker Jokes and Quotes

[iGaming Diva]

A blonde woman was on a girls’ weekend in Las Vegas. She stood in front of a candy machine, put in two quarters, turned the knob, and a candy bar fell out. She repeated the process, and again a candy bar fell out.

Elated, she tried again as a man approached, saying, “Excuse me miss, what are you doing?”

She said, “Hello! I’m winning here!”

[iGaming Diva]

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine

[iGaming Diva]

What are vampires playing poker for?

High stakes.

HAHAHAHA

[james15]

HAHAHA . awesome jokes !! I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.

[james15]

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Im bored hahaha lol

[themagician]

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Im bored hahaha lol

I am liking your poker joke!! [am writing this with a poker face, so it qualifies for a poker joke,lol]

[Anjelina]

There once was a woman who plays poker once a month with a group of female coworkers who was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 1:00 am. One night she decided to try not to wake him. She undressed in the living room and, put her purse over her shoulder, and tiptoed nude into the bedroom, but was surprised to find her husband sitting up in bed reading. "Dammit woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"

I think this one is the best for me)))