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    "Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage."
    — Gloria Steinem

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    A blonde woman was on a girls’ weekend in Las Vegas. She stood in front of a candy machine, put in two quarters, turned the knob, and a candy bar fell out. She repeated the process, and again a candy bar fell out.

    Elated, she tried again as a man approached, saying, “Excuse me miss, what are you doing?”

    She said, “Hello! I’m winning here!”

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    What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

    A bingo machine

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    What are vampires playing poker for?

    High stakes.

    HAHAHAHA

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    HAHAHA . awesome jokes !! I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.

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    Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
    A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

    Im bored hahaha lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by james15 View Post
    Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
    A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

    Im bored hahaha lol
    I am liking your poker joke!! [am writing this with a poker face, so it qualifies for a poker joke,lol]

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